Poor Freshman’s Almanac 2008

Older friends are assets.

If you are late, you will pay at finals.

Jump higher than the hurdles are tall, and I'm not talking about track.

If one is to resist, do it on your own time.

Watch your step because you don’t want to fall in front of an upperclassman.

Memorize the key pad on your phone.

Allowing your eyes to wander will get you lost.

Mr. Ashley’s words are wise and on tests.

Study and be prepared, for Deyton’s class is hard.

With age comes privilege, but even when you're sophomores, YOU DON'T HAVE IT YET!

Once you fall down, it’s hard to pick yourself back up, especially if you fall down the café’ stairs.

Portraying yourself as a monkey keeps you in the freshman jungle.

When climbing a mountain like the café’ stairs, don’t cause an avalanche

There’s always a wolf hidden amongst the flock, especially if it's a flock of seniors.

A bruised ego is better have a black eye and a stay at ALP.

Be the best you can be and don’t quit.  GAP is not fun.

Don’t give in to something dumb coming from a dumb person.

Don’t be satisfied with what you’ve got.  Reach far.

Tell the rooster to crow a little later on Thursdays.

Be arrow dynamic.

Don’t be sensitized by words.

Trouble is common for those who make impulse decisions.

One who sits in a bad seat the first day, sits in a bad seat the last day.

When you come back from the bathroom, hide the propel you just bought.

Keep your mouth shut or someone may shut it for you.

Watch your step because you don’t want to fall in front of an upperclassman.

Memorize the key pad on your phone.

Allowing your eyes to wander will get you lost.

Mr. Ashley’s words are wise and on tests.

Study and be prepared, for Deyton’s class is hard.